how egg relates to performance?

What happens when you are just a cock?

and you fail to perform as aspired ... then?

jokes - recruit right man on the right job

Put about 100 bricks in some particular
order in a closed room with an open
window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates

in the room and close the door. 
Leave them alone and come back after
6 hours and then analyze the situation.


If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.


And then last but not least. If they are talking to each
other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them In Top Management.


[no offense, guys - it's just a joke, but is it close enough somehow?]

what's in a name?

Do you know why New Changi Hospital

(NCH) changed its name to Changi
General Hospital (CGH)?

Because NCH stands for

"Never Come Home".

That's why business was very bad before

it changed its name. Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home".

So business is picking up.

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going

strong because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering

a name change. It stands for "No Use Hospital"!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH).

Not too good a name, no wonder so much problem.
It stands for " Tiam Tiam Si Hospital " and now

' Tan Teo SARs Hospital ".

So, be careful of choosing hospital to go if anyone is unwell.

confusing english

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,

would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take

coffee breaks?


If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to

Make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do

Bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Humans!?

If working hours are meant for working, then why are

you reading this? Get back to WORK!